LAGAI-UltraViolet’s highlight reel:
February 2: Revolution Seizes California. 15 million workers take to the barricades.
February 15: Revolution spreads to Oregon, Arizona and half of Texas.
February 21: California legislature resigns. After a brief stand, Governor Newsom is evacuated to Elba.
February 28: Revolution sweeps across the plains like a prairie fire. Briefly gets stuck in Ohio, then picks up steam heading for New York.
March 2: Revolutionary People’s Socialist Organization (RPSO) shoots video from Oval Office, announcing itself the rightful ruler of the People’s Republic of Mid-North America.
March 3: President Pence disappears, is allegedly spotted attempting to swim to Mexico. Someone sends a boat to warn him he’s about to run into the submerged Border Wall.
March 8: International Women’s Day – The International Revolutionary Kommunista Educational Dialectic (IRKED) stages one-day strike to protest absence of women on the Central Committees of the RPSO. RPSO responds by naming Jill Stein Figurehead-in-Chief.
April 30: People’s Revolutionary Socialist Organization (PRSO) assumes power, exiles RPSO members to Montana.
May 18: International Socialist People’s Alliance (ISPA) ousts RPSO, declares itself the true heir to Che, opens prison doors and hands each newly freed prisoner a stack of The Revolutionary Socialist newspapers to sell.
June 28: On the 56th anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion, word reaches LAGAI-Queer Insurrection by carrier pigeon that it has been unanimously elected Last Group Standing and must assume command of the PRMNA effective immediately.
July 1: As its first act as supreme commander, LAGAI abolishes Daylight Savings Time.
August 1: LAGAI dissolves Congress, abdicates the presidency and declares the PRMNA and its predecessor, the United States of America, failed experiments in government.
August 15: Seas begin to recede. Selfies of polar bears partying on restored ice sheets appear on BearBook.
September 1: Butterflies and buffalo declare a liberated zone.
December 25: Lion is spotted lying down with a lamb.
The Fifth Annual March to Reclaim King’s Radical Legacy
Monday, January 21, 2019
1:00 PM to 4:00 PM
Oscar Grant Plaza (14th and Broadway, Oakland)
For more info: www.antipoliceterrorproject.org/
2019 WOMEN’S MARCH
Saturday, January 19, 2019
11:00am – 3:00pm
This year’s theme is #TruthToPower and celebrating the #WomensWave.
Save the Date, timing subject to change, more details coming soon!
There will be a Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women’s Contingent