2025 Year In Review

photo illustration for political sarcasm

LAGAI-UltraViolet’s highlight reel:

February 2: Revolution Seizes California. 15 million workers take to the barricades.

February 15: Revolution spreads to Oregon, Arizona and half of Texas.

February 21: California legislature resigns. After a brief stand, Governor Newsom is evacuated to Elba.

February 28: Revolution sweeps across the plains like a prairie fire.  Briefly gets stuck in Ohio, then picks up steam heading for New York.

March 2: Revolutionary People’s Socialist Organization (RPSO) shoots video from Oval Office, announcing itself the rightful ruler of the People’s Republic of Mid-North America.

March 3:  President Pence disappears, is allegedly spotted attempting to swim to Mexico. Someone sends a boat to warn him he’s about to run into the submerged Border Wall.

March 8: International Women’s Day – The International Revolutionary Kommunista Educational Dialectic (IRKED) stages one-day strike to protest absence of women on the Central Committees of the RPSO. RPSO responds by naming Jill Stein Figurehead-in-Chief.

April 30: People’s Revolutionary Socialist Organization (PRSO) assumes power, exiles RPSO members to Montana.

May 18: International Socialist People’s Alliance (ISPA) ousts RPSO, declares itself the true heir to Che, opens prison doors and hands each newly freed prisoner a stack of The Revolutionary Socialist newspapers to sell.

June 28: On the 56th anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion, word reaches LAGAI-Queer Insurrection by carrier pigeon that it has been unanimously elected Last Group Standing and must assume command of the PRMNA effective immediately.

July 1: As its first act as supreme commander, LAGAI abolishes Daylight Savings Time.

August 1: LAGAI dissolves Congress, abdicates the presidency and declares the PRMNA and its predecessor, the United States of America, failed experiments in government.

August 15: Seas begin to recede. Selfies of polar bears partying on restored ice sheets appear on BearBook.

September 1: Butterflies and buffalo declare a liberated zone.

December 25: Lion is spotted lying down with a lamb.

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The Fifth Annual March to Reclaim King’s Radical Legacy

Monday, January 21, 2019

1:00 PM  to 4:00 PM

Oscar Grant Plaza (14th and Broadway, Oakland)

For more info: www.antipoliceterrorproject.org/

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2019 WOMEN’S MARCH

SAN FRANCISCO
Saturday, January 19, 2019

11:00am – 3:00pm

Civic Center

This year’s theme is #TruthToPower and celebrating the #WomensWave.

Save the Date, timing subject to change, more details coming soon!

womensmarchbayarea.org/

There will be a Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women’s Contingent

Author: lagai

LAGAI-Queer Insurrection is one of the oldest radical queer liberation groups in the U.S. We publish UltraViolet, a more or less bimonthly newspaper, which is mailed free of charge to over 1500 people, including over 800 prisoners. Our website is www.lagai.org.

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