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As the Supreme Court agreed to consider allowing the Trump administration to deny millions of women access to no-cost birth control, a group of feminists has a plan to thwart them. The group, Aging Women Sowing Hope by Undoing Conception of Kavanaugh Spawn (AWSHUCKS), launched a time machine to take members back to the moment of Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s May 1964 conception.

Mission captain Minnie McFly refused to divulge details of the plan, but said, “I assure you a lesbian conversion will play a role.” McFly unveiled the time machine, which appeared to contain parts from dozens of different models of cars.

“One thing dykes have no shortage of is car parts,” McFly said, revving the engine. “See you on the other side of the Kavanaughcalypse.”

Asked if they had plans for a sequel, AWSHUCKS spokeswoman Offred Janesdottir said, “Well, I don’t think Ivana or Melania have green cards in their future past.”

Author: lagai

LAGAI-Queer Insurrection is one of the oldest radical queer liberation groups in the U.S. We publish UltraViolet, a more or less bimonthly newspaper, which is mailed free of charge to over 1500 people, including over 800 prisoners. Our website is www.lagai.org.

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