Tennessee is not known for being a hot bed of progressive ideals.
Though it does tend to be very hot hot hot temperature wise, hotter than ever because of that “climate change” but we digress. However the recent nazi rally in Nashville and book bannings throughout the state are apparently not enough to comfort state fascists.
As we go to press, the state senate of Tennessee is trying to push through a bill to ban all rainbow/Pride flags from public or private schools (though nazi/confederate flags could be ok). In a rare equal-opportunity act, the bill may also ban Black Lives Matter symbols.
The bill is hitting some snags in the state senate but the newly personified embryos of Alabama have taken up the fight against this bill. They are organizing (though possibly without any organs) to support queer youth and free speech in Tennessee. Under the banner of Earnest Embryos Effusively Eagerly Knowing! (EEEEK!) they will travel in a refrigerated van driven by Safer Way to Tennessee where they will invade the Tennessee Senate and demand the bill be dished and ditched.
“You are Marxist Anarchist cells!” screamed the Republican house speaker at EEEEK!, “And you’re trying to support perversion!”
“We’re not only cells!” replied the EEEEK spokes ember Yo, and they started chanting “We raise hell! We’re not cells! We support queers! Now and when we’re really here!”
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